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…But I Though “Every Kiss Begins With ‘Kay’” Was a Life Lesson…

A good rant recently from Violent Acres. I too am disgusted with the message that’s driven into us by the fuck-nozzles in the media; not just during the holiday season, but all fucking year long. “Your worth as a human being is measured soley by how much crap you buy; and the only way to show affection for others is to buy them crap too.” Want to show your demon-spawn that you don’t really want to drown them in a tub? Why, time for a trip to Mickey fucking D’s. Want to show your bitch that you love her? Don’t actually talk to her, that would be retarded. Instead drop two large on a string of fossilized coal beads that were scraped out of the ground by slaves and used to fund genocide. Seriously, look it the fuck up. To close, here’s a personal annecdote. I have an aunt and uncle, who make sure every year to send a present. Thing is, that present is a set of over-priced english muffins from some mail order company…the same fucking muffins every gods damned year. Seriously, when you’ve reduced your gift giving to an automated order, give it up.