Huzzah!

Wow, usually my complete and utter apathy results in my rants being horribly late; but for a change I was ahead of the curve. Go ahead and commence to fellating each other you mighty Prophets of Nerdistan. Your whining and complaining has slayed the mighty dragon that is Steve Jobs. He has heard your pronouncements and hung his mock-turtle-clad neck in shame. Yes you, and you alone, have forced Apple to announce a SDK for the iPhone

Or, perhaps not. Certainly nothing that anyone says or does will convince you otherwise. So, drink deeply from your flagon of Mountain Dew Code Red! For you have triumphed over a great injustice! It’s still not going to get you anal though.