Huzzah!

Wow, usu­ally my com­plete and utter apa­thy results in my rants being hor­ri­bly late; but for a change I was ahead of the curve. Go ahead and com­mence to fel­lat­ing each other you mighty Prophets of Nerdistan. Your whin­ing and com­plain­ing has slayed the mighty dragon that is Steve Jobs. He has heard your pro­nounce­ments and hung his mock-turtle-clad neck in shame. Yes you, and you alone, have forced Apple to announce a SDK for the iPhone

Or, per­haps not. Certainly noth­ing that any­one says or does will con­vince you oth­er­wise. So, drink deeply from your flagon of Mountain Dew Code Red! For you have tri­umphed over a great injus­tice! It’s still not going to get you anal though.