Gods Damn It I Hate Slashdot!

July 27th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk
The com­men­tary in this Slashdot is a prime exam­ple of why I swear, as Zoroaster as my wit­ness, if I ever get elected as despot of this great land; I will fuck­ing round up every last gods damned nerd who’s ever posted on Slashdot, Engadget, or Ars Techica, along with every fuck­ing mouth­breather who’s ever said the phrase “GNU/Linux” and line them up against a wall and shoot them in the back of the head.  Gods you fuck­ers make me angry.
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  • Glen

    How goes the slash­dot hatred? For any slash­dot read­ers who might see this, the orig­i­nal post that I am respond­ing to is dated july 27th, 2007 and my response (this text) is dated sep­tem­ber 6th, 2008. I know you are prob­a­bly already respond­ing with inani­ties before actu­ally read­ing this, but due dili­gence. Anyhootle, I hate slash­dot with a pas­sion equal to the Pope’s hatred of a woman’s right to choose. Joke stolen from Todd Barry.

  • Glen

    How goes the slash­dot hatred? For any slash­dot read­ers who might see this, the orig­i­nal post that I am respond­ing to is dated july 27th, 2007 and my response (this text) is dated sep­tem­ber 6th, 2008. I know you are prob­a­bly already respond­ing with inani­ties before actu­ally read­ing this, but due dili­gence. Anyhootle, I hate slash­dot with a pas­sion equal to the Pope’s hatred of a woman’s right to choose. Joke stolen from Todd Barry.