Let’s Kill All the Analysts!

Sorry Will, it’s not the lawyers who need to go up against the wall; it’s the Wall Street ‘ana­lysts;’ espe­cially those who cover tech­nol­ogy. I want a job where I can pull some overly inflated ‘expected sales’ out of my ass; and when the prod­uct in ques­tion fails to meet the tar­get that I, not the actu­ally com­pany sell­ing the prod­uct, set for it; I can write up a retarded screed on how sales are ‘slip­ping’ to drive more hits to my master’s web­site. And yes, I know that I’m not cit­ing any actual sources here; but I’ll be fucked raw before I send one click to these fuck­ing leeches’ sites. ps.Fuck you Forbes​.com for hav­ing not only a site load inter­si­tial, but a Flash adds with audio on thour damned site. That shit was a dick-move in 2001 and it’s a dick-move now.

Wikipedia Sucks

I may, or may not I’m fickle that way, write up a larger piece on the man­i­fold prob­lems with Wikipedia. In the mean­time I highly sug­gest read­ing some of the crit­i­cism at Wikipedia Review and Wikipedia Watch.