Gods Damn It I Hate Slashdot!

July 27th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

The com­men­tary in this Slashdot is a prime exam­ple of why I swear, as Zoroaster as my wit­ness, if I ever get elected as despot of this great land; I will fuck­ing round up every last gods damned nerd who’s ever posted on Slashdot, Engadget, or Ars Techica, along with every fuck­ing mouth­breather who’s ever said the phrase “GNU/Linux” and line them up against a wall and shoot them in the back of the head. Gods you fuck­ers make me angry.

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Let’s Kill All the Analysts!

July 25th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

Sorry Will, it’s not the lawyers who need to go up against the wall; it’s the Wall Street ‘ana­lysts;’ espe­cially those who cover tech­nol­ogy. I want a job where I can pull some overly inflated ‘expected sales’ out of my ass; and when the prod­uct in ques­tion fails to meet the tar­get that I, not the actu­ally com­pany sell­ing the prod­uct, set for it; I can write up a retarded screed on how sales are ‘slip­ping’ to drive more hits to my master’s web­site. And yes, I know that I’m not cit­ing any actual sources here; but I’ll be fucked raw before I send one click to these fuck­ing leeches’ sites. ps.Fuck you Forbes​.com for hav­ing not only a site load inter­si­tial, but a Flash adds with audio on thour damned site. That shit was a dick-move in 2001 and it’s a dick-move now.

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Wikipedia Sucks

July 25th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

I may, or may not I’m fickle that way, write up a larger piece on the man­i­fold prob­lems with Wikipedia. In the mean­time I highly sug­gest read­ing some of the crit­i­cism at Wikipedia Review and Wikipedia Watch.

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Apple Announces, “Steve Jobs Had Fish for Dinner.” Stock Prices Plummet

July 24th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

Seriously, if i had the free scratch, I could make a bun­dle buy­ing low every time the mar­ket pan­ics over Apple doing, well, anything.

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What the Shit!?!

July 11th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

There is no part of this story from The Consumerist that I don’t find amus­ing. How pathetic is it to steal a pill that just makes you crap your­self when you eat that sec­ond Texas Double Whopper. Here’s an idea, eat less, then you can afford the pills; but wait, then you won’t need the pills. I guess there are worse implications…what if greasy fat-person shit is an up-and-coming ingre­di­ent in meth? The mind boggles.

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TSA Confiscates Water Bottle, Misses Bomb

July 10th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

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Legalize Tobacco Now

July 10th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

Funny (to me at least) story from Wired. Apparently nico­tine is the new won­der drug. Two ques­tions: will the per­se­cu­tion end so I can smoke a fuck­ing cigar in peace? And will the hip­pies add tobacco to their list of things to legal­ize along­side “hemp?” And yeah, I got this via Slashdot; but I’ll be fucked if I’m going to link to those nerdlingers.

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Tanqueray Rangpur Is Some Tasty Fucking Gin!

July 5th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

I’ve always had a fondess for The Gin; usu­ally in the form of an ice cold Bombay Saphire and Tonic. But after a recomen­da­tion from the hep cats over at The Real Happy Hour I picked up a bot­tle of Tanqueray Rangpur Gin. Gods damn this is a tasty Gin. I think I’m going to have one right now.

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