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Entries from July 2007

Gods Damn It I Hate Slashdot!

July 27th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

The commentary in this Slashdot is a prime example of why I swear, as Zoroaster as my witness, if I ever get elected as despot of this great land; I will fucking round up every last gods damned nerd who’s ever posted on Slashdot, Engadget, or Ars Techica, along with every fucking mouthbreather who’s ever said [...]

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Let’s Kill All the Analysts!

July 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Sorry Will, it’s not the lawyers who need to go up against the wall; it’s the Wall Street ‘analysts;’ especially those who cover technology. I want a job where I can pull some overly inflated ‘expected sales’ out of my ass; and when the product in question fails to meet the target that I, not [...]

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Wikipedia Sucks

July 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

I may, or may not I’m fickle that way, write up a larger piece on the manifold problems with Wikipedia.  In the meantime I highly suggest reading some of the criticism at Wikipedia Review and Wikipedia Watch.  

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Apple Announces, “Steve Jobs Had Fish For Dinner.” Stock Prices Plummet

July 24th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Seriously, if i had the free scratch, I could make a bundle buying low every time the market panics over Apple doing, well, anything.

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What the Shit!?!

July 11th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

There is no part of this story from The Consumerist that I don’t find amusing. How pathetic is it to steal a pill that just makes you crap yourself when you eat that second Texas Double Whopper. Here’s an idea, eat less, then you can afford the pills; but wait, then you won’t need [...]

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TSA Confiscates Water Bottle, Misses Bomb

July 10th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

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Legalize Tobacco Now

July 10th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Funny (to me at least) story from Wired. Apparently nicotine is the new wonder drug. Two questions: will the persecution end so I can smoke a fucking cigar in peace? And will the hippies add tobacco to their list of things to legalize alongside “hemp?” And yeah, I got this via [...]

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Tanqueray Rangpur is Some Tasty Fucking Gin!

July 5th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

I’ve always had a fondess for The Gin; usually in the form of an ice cold Bombay Saphire and Tonic. But after a recomendation from the hep cats over at The Real Happy Hour I picked up a bottle of Tanqueray Rangpur Gin. Gods damn this is a tasty Gin. I think I’m going [...]

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