The commentary in this Slashdot is a prime example of why I swear, as Zoroaster as my witness, if I ever get elected as despot of this great land; I will fucking round up every last gods damned nerd who’s ever posted on Slashdot, Engadget, or Ars Techica, along with every fucking mouthbreather who’s ever said the phrase “GNU/Linux” and line them up against a wall and shoot them in the back of the head. Gods you fuckers make me angry.
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 Sorry Will, it’s not the lawyers who need to go up against the wall; it’s the Wall Street ‘analysts;’ especially those who cover technology. I want a job where I can pull some overly inflated ‘expected sales’ out of my ass; and when the product in question fails to meet the target that I, not the actually company selling the product, set for it; I can write up a retarded screed on how sales are ‘slipping’ to drive more hits to my master’s website. And yes, I know that I’m not citing any actual sources here; but I’ll be fucked raw before I send one click to these fucking leeches’ sites. ps.Fuck you Forbes.com for having not only a site load intersitial, but a Flash adds with audio on thour damned site. That shit was a dick-move in 2001 and it’s a dick-move now. Seriously, if i had the free scratch, I could make a bundle buying low every time the market panics over Apple doing, well, anything. There is no part of this story from The Consumerist that I don’t find amusing. How pathetic is it to steal a pill that just makes you crap yourself when you eat that second Texas Double Whopper. Here’s an idea, eat less, then you can afford the pills; but wait, then you won’t need the pills. I guess there are worse implications…what if greasy fat-person shit is an up-and-coming ingredient in meth? The mind boggles. Funny (to me at least) story from Wired. Apparently nicotine is the new wonder drug. Two questions: will the persecution end so I can smoke a fucking cigar in peace? And will the hippies add tobacco to their list of things to legalize alongside “hemp?” And yeah, I got this via Slashdot; but I’ll be fucked if I’m going to link to those nerdlingers. I’ve always had a fondess for The Gin; usually in the form of an ice cold Bombay Saphire and Tonic. But after a recomendation from the hep cats over at The Real Happy Hour I picked up a bottle of Tanqueray Rangpur Gin. Gods damn this is a tasty Gin. I think I’m going to have one right now. |
 
 
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