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Too Tired for Outrage

May 25th, 2007 by The Angry Drunk · No Comments · Posts

So, here’s the deal. This weekend I’m going to a party for a special friend of mine. What kind of party, you ask. Is it a birthday, an anniversary, a graduation? No, the party that I’m going to is so that we can collect supplies to send to her brother’s Army unit in Afghanistan. Read that last sentence again. We’re gathering supplies to send to an Army unit. Not the sort of care packages that would have been sent in earlier conflicts; you know, home baked treats, luxury items that aren’t available there…porn. No, we’re gathering soap and toilet paper.

Toilet!

Fucking!

Paper!

And yet the President can get on camera; and with a straight face claim that calling for the return of our brave men and women to their homes is somehow not supporting the troops. Let me ask you this Mr. Bush, how many rolls of that Whitehouse TP will you be donating.

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