Well, this weekend was utter shit. Let’s keep the preamble short and get on to the bitchin’ ###Part The First, Wherein The Angry Drunk Is Fucked By Bureaucratic Fuckwittery The first hit came Saturday morning at the Motor Vehicle Department. To provide some background, I do not have a driver’s license. There are reasons for this, which I won’t go into now, but the bottom line is that I don’t have a license. Now, after a year of twice daily twenty mile bus rides I’ve decided to rectify the situation. So, after much wrangling to set up a time when someone with a working vehicle can accompany me on my quest, I schlepp my weary ass to the MDV Saturday morning.







